Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

what do u call a black person by his name

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Why did the dog eat poop?

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

What the hell are you doing?

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

its all aodhan

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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