I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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