What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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Potassium? K.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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