Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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