Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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So you there Red?

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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