Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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Justin Bieber

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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