What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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Anti Joke

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