What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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