What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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PATHETIC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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boobs

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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