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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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