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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

You

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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