One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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top kek

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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woman's rights

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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