What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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