- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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