What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Wanna here a good joke?

im watching you..

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

heads up!

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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