Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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