I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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The jets are a good team..

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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