how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Guess what? I like trains.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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A white person at Harvard

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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