- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

What happened to your hamster? It died.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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