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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

My parents have an open marriage.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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