A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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the WNBA

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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your mother

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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