Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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homosexuals are gay

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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