What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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angelosnyder is not gay

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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