A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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