Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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