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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

Cinema summer shits coming this year! Reboot edition ONE! Rocky BarBoler a older man with dreams of becoming a true boxing champion!... but will he succeed against the champion Apollo thirteen? Watch ROCKY To find out. Starring Mike Tyson as Rocky, and Justin Bieber as Apollo thirteen (Do I need remind you Rocky lost in his first movie?, Well that one is for you "Beleibers" because in the end you are misguided cuties.. most way to young for me, but you are as cute as you are silly). Moral: Loves cute girls... especially those over 16... legal age here... good luck calling us all pedophiles... They mature fast here, "beliebe" me, twelve year olds have fully grown boobs... what did you think I meant by cute? RAWR! Look but no touch is a okay for me mama Luigi. I just tend to call me once they turn 16...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!