You and your parents are going to die today

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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