A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

whats worse than jonny james obviously

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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