- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

Three baby seals walk into a club...

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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