- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

brock has small hands for a small job

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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