Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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A ginger was with his friends

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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