What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

How old is your mom Dead

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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