- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

What is more worse than death? Death

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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