- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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