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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

The Barackness Monster

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

how may i help you

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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