- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

L's I's that took Viagra.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Will nearis is here! Get it

WEED!

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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