Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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