- Anti Joke

The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R