Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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Why was young Ferdinand sad? He had a very rough day. In the morning he woke up. To find a man in his room, and then the man raped him. Then, Ferdinand found out that his whole family was killed by an angry rat. Then, he realized his grandma took away all his Christmas presents and ate them. Then, the angry rat showed up and brutally murdered Ferdinand and ate him. The rat then burped up Ferdinand and his family's bones, and on Ferdinand's bone there was something wrong, indicating that Ferdinand had cancer and would've died the next day anyway. The rat then got cancer from Ferdinand, and it died. That is why Ferdinand was sad.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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