A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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What's the deal with brown?

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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