What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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How high is a Chinaman

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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