- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

How high is a Chinaman

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??