- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

You and your parents are going to die today

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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