- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

which one is easiest

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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