- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

You will not press the like button.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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