i lyk 2 eet pup

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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hi

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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