- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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