- Anti Joke

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

L's I's that took Viagra.