Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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This statement is false.

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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a seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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Cinema summer shits coming this year! Reboot edition ONE! Rocky BarBoler a older man with dreams of becoming a true boxing champion!... but will he succeed against the champion Apollo thirteen? Watch ROCKY To find out. Starring Mike Tyson as Rocky, and Justin Bieber as Apollo thirteen (Do I need remind you Rocky lost in his first movie?, Well that one is for you "Beleibers" because in the end you are misguided cuties.. most way to young for me, but you are as cute as you are silly). Moral: Loves cute girls... especially those over 16... legal age here... good luck calling us all pedophiles... They mature fast here, "beliebe" me, twelve year olds have fully grown boobs... what did you think I meant by cute? RAWR! Look but no touch is a okay for me mama Luigi. I just tend to call me once they turn 16...

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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