roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

which one is easiest

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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