What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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Religion.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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What is more worse than death? Death

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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ass.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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