Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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