ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Hi what I lug you

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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