Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

A black man walks Into a bar.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

WHO WANTS SOW????

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Potassium? K.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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