- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

Justin Bieber

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

Z.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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