What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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