- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Safe sex MR

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

run farther?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What can make you pee? Liquid

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

out of your comfort zone

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

The MLS

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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