Breast cancer.

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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How long is a china man?

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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the WNBA

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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