- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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