Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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