What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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