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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

women's rights

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Poop

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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