EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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Gay Rights

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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a horse nibbled a baby

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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