- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

L's I's that took Viagra.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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