A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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Gay Rights

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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A kid has no friends.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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