- Anti Joke

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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