- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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