- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

you first

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Donkey lips

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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