- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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