- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

Your future.

KOOKABURRA

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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