- Anti Joke

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants