- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Come In!

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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